I write copy

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"What is this?"

Heya! This is where I try to convince you to book my direct response copywriting services. Direct response just means that I write the words that sell your stuff on your website, in emails, via those pesky social media ads, in commercials, and so on.

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"And who are you?"

I'm Pat. If you want to pick my brain...

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I'm two parts Hemingway, one part Ogilvy, with a dash of Belfort.

Good copy isn't written — it's assembled. From the right words, in the right order, for the right person, at exactly the right moment. That's the craft. That's what I do.

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