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In Brief

Internet gurus suck.

Fake gurus are annoying. They claim to make millions with little work and for just a few hundred bucks, you can do it, too. The thing is, they’re phonies and their numbers don’t mean shit.

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What makes humans buy?

What makes humans buy?

There are only two reasons for people to buy. Either the purchase moves them closer to pleasure or farther away from pain. Here’s how you can use pleasure and pain to sell.

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It’s 2031, and everyone is Elvis.

Marketers love to say that everything is dying. Facebook is dead, email is dying, even traditional marketing is said to be dead. Let me tell you why that's bs, with a little story about Elvis impersonators.

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